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Mark Josephs Senior Member

Joined: 23 Aug 2003 Posts: 1528 Location: New York City
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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r_future wrote: | I was not going to see it, but after a revew like that I think I have to.
Why can't more movie reviews be like that? |
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PatrickA Junior Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 192
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Seriously, forget Sling Blade, if there is a role that Billy Bob was born to play it's the alcoholic, child hating, safe cracking, ass ramming department store Santa that is the titular character in this movie. There is something basically funny (visually) about a guy in a stained Santa suit and a two day growth of beard getting hammered in a bar.
The plot get wiggly in parts, but thats okay, cause it is funny all the way through
Also, Tony Cox puts in the best work by a little person since...well...Under the Rainbow I guess. The scene with he and Bernie Mac (the one the edited for the commercial with the lips line) was hysterical. |
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DanLTaylor Junior Member

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 356 Location: Orange County, CA
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Maxim wrote: | Any suggestions on how to get the girlfriend to have any interest in seeing this? Even the presence of Bernie Mac does not appear to be enough to sway her. | How bad do you want her to see it? Promise her that she never has to perform oral sex again and she'll surely go. _________________ Peace...
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Macmanyosi Senior Member

Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 1049 Location: Windsor, Ontari-ari-ari-o
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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DanLTaylor wrote: | Maxim wrote: | Any suggestions on how to get the girlfriend to have any interest in seeing this? Even the presence of Bernie Mac does not appear to be enough to sway her. | How bad do you want her to see it? Promise her that she never has to perform oral sex again and she'll surely go. |
Don't lose your mind over going to see a movie! _________________ "A donkey on the outside is a donkey on the inside." -- Red Sophia's mother. |
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Crazy Penguin Junior Member
Joined: 09 Sep 2003 Posts: 114
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:12 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Macmanyosi wrote: | DanLTaylor wrote: | Maxim wrote: | Any suggestions on how to get the girlfriend to have any interest in seeing this? Even the presence of Bernie Mac does not appear to be enough to sway her. | How bad do you want her to see it? Promise her that she never has to perform oral sex again and she'll surely go. |
Don't lose your mind over going to see a movie! |
Yeah, don't lose your head! |
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sdfain Senior Member

Joined: 26 Sep 2003 Posts: 1066 Location: Jackson, Ohio
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:21 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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it is sooooo funny...funniest movie i saw this year _________________
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sythspawn Stranger

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 30 Location: Cleveland, OH
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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SteveZ wrote: | Maxim wrote: | Any suggestions on how to get the girlfriend to have any interest in seeing this? Even the presence of Bernie Mac does not appear to be enough to sway her. |
Does she like "Gillmore Girls"? The mom from that show is in it. |
Holy shit! I didn't even know that was her! That's so much funnier now... |
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MACK! New Kid on the Block
Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 66
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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I saw it last night with Bendis, Anh, and Andy Lee. I didn't have any real interest in it until I heard Zwigoff was the director. Then I was intrigued enough to give it a go. And it was the FUNNIEST and SADDEST and Happiest movie I've seen. Definitely in my top 3 films of the year. Definitely the best Christmans movie EVER. We were ALL laughing continuously through out the entire movie. I was laughing and crying at the same time. Was an amazing film. Defies categorization. Defies any kind of usual grading scale. Was like an A plus Cohen bros film. |
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comicskerouac Veteran

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 3642 Location: Chicago Suburbs
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:37 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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MACK! wrote: | I saw it last night with Bendis, Anh, and Andy Lee. I didn't have any real interest in it until I heard Zwigoff was the director. Then I was intrigued enough to give it a go. And it was the FUNNIEST and SADDEST and Happiest movie I've seen. Definitely in my top 3 films of the year. Definitely the best Christmans movie EVER. We were ALL laughing continuously through out the entire movie. I was laughing and crying at the same time. Was an amazing film. Defies categorization. Defies any kind of usual grading scale. Was like an A plus Cohen bros film. |
...........................Okay, FINE, now I want to see it...  _________________ Michael Peterson
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Maxim Enthusiast

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 635 Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 8:43 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Crazy Penguin wrote: | Yeah, don't lose your head! |
Hey, wait a minute!
She worked last night and I didn't, so she's asleep now! Maybe I'll go.. well, not now, but soon. _________________ My DVDs!
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PowersWhippingBoy Junior Member

Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 296 Location: http://www.confessions123.com
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Thanks for ruining a joke in your thread title, dick.  _________________ Jamie S. Rich
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Mylazycat Junior Member

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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 9:28 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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I'm getting the impression this film isn't for 14 year olds, no? _________________ "In paradise, a buck will buy you a comic book, a soda and a candy bar." - Buck 65 |
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PatrickA Junior Member
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 9:29 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Quote: | Was like an A plus Cohen bros film. |
Which sorta makes sense, they executive produced it.
edit: that wasn't meant as smart assed as it came across... |
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Maxim Enthusiast

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 635 Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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Mylazycat wrote: | I'm getting the impression this film isn't for 14 year olds, no? |
Well, it is rated R. _________________ My DVDs!
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cburnham Senior Member

Joined: 01 Sep 2003 Posts: 2193 Location: Redmond, WA
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Posted: Dec 02, 2003 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesantaf |
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MACK! wrote: | I saw it last night with Bendis, Anh, and Andy Lee. I didn't have any real interest in it until I heard Zwigoff was the director. Then I was intrigued enough to give it a go. And it was the FUNNIEST and SADDEST and Happiest movie I've seen. Definitely in my top 3 films of the year. Definitely the best Christmans movie EVER. We were ALL laughing continuously through out the entire movie. I was laughing and crying at the same time. Was an amazing film. Defies categorization. Defies any kind of usual grading scale. Was like an A plus Cohen bros film. |
Okay, so why isn't Mack using his Bendis Awards banner in his autosig?? Did Neil send him a link?? _________________ Regards,
Chris Burnham
Redmond, WA |
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