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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 5:12 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

Just act like you don't know him and tell him you've never seen him before, he's never been in your shop and you don't have any idea what he's talking about.

Then if he comes in again act like he's your best friend.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

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Just act like you don't know him and tell him you've never seen him before, he's never been in your shop and you don't have any idea what he's talking about.

Then if he comes in again act like he's your best friend.

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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 5:25 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

why the fuck is the quality so good?
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

Movie Maker wrote:
why the fuck is the quality so good?

Is it, or are you being sarcastic?
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:17 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

orbitcomics wrote:
Shane W wrote:
What the hell? Is this the new guy that's going to start a shop? Laughing

You gotta tell us the story on this guy.

Okay, this guy was a subscriber for a short time. He used to call when he knew I wouldn't be in the store and leave messages like this on my voicemail. Most of them consisted of people being paid to watch him and that he felt the pills he was being "forced" to take weren't doing anything for him. So he called a few times, bought an obscene amount of books, then disappeared. I got rid of his subscription box.
Now, a year or so later, he comes back. He says he was arrested, apologizes, said he's taking his meds, and signs up as a subscriber again, which I, being the forgiving type, let him do. He called tonight, but I was there late, and picked up the phone thinking it was my wife. He was rude, so I told him goodbye and hung up on him. Then this phone call. I'm not sure if I should just let it go or play tough love and tell him he's not welcome in the store.
His phone calls ARE funny though.


I didn't click to listen to the call, but based on your description here, I think I have met this person at the Portland con a couple years back.
I'm pretty sure I know who this is and that description is very similar to things he used to say.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:20 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

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orbitcomics wrote:
Shane W wrote:
What the hell? Is this the new guy that's going to start a shop? Laughing

You gotta tell us the story on this guy.

Okay, this guy was a subscriber for a short time. He used to call when he knew I wouldn't be in the store and leave messages like this on my voicemail. Most of them consisted of people being paid to watch him and that he felt the pills he was being "forced" to take weren't doing anything for him. So he called a few times, bought an obscene amount of books, then disappeared. I got rid of his subscription box.
Now, a year or so later, he comes back. He says he was arrested, apologizes, said he's taking his meds, and signs up as a subscriber again, which I, being the forgiving type, let him do. He called tonight, but I was there late, and picked up the phone thinking it was my wife. He was rude, so I told him goodbye and hung up on him. Then this phone call. I'm not sure if I should just let it go or play tough love and tell him he's not welcome in the store.
His phone calls ARE funny though.


I didn't click to listen to the call, but based on your description here, I think I have met this person at the Portland con a couple years back.
I'm pretty sure I know who this is and that description is very similar to things he used to say.

He's a big fan of your and Anh and talks about you frequently, weird that you'd remember him.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

He's calling from inside the shop!
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

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He's calling from inside the shop!

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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:24 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

orbitcomics wrote:
MACK! wrote:
orbitcomics wrote:
Shane W wrote:
What the hell? Is this the new guy that's going to start a shop? Laughing

You gotta tell us the story on this guy.

Okay, this guy was a subscriber for a short time. He used to call when he knew I wouldn't be in the store and leave messages like this on my voicemail. Most of them consisted of people being paid to watch him and that he felt the pills he was being "forced" to take weren't doing anything for him. So he called a few times, bought an obscene amount of books, then disappeared. I got rid of his subscription box.
Now, a year or so later, he comes back. He says he was arrested, apologizes, said he's taking his meds, and signs up as a subscriber again, which I, being the forgiving type, let him do. He called tonight, but I was there late, and picked up the phone thinking it was my wife. He was rude, so I told him goodbye and hung up on him. Then this phone call. I'm not sure if I should just let it go or play tough love and tell him he's not welcome in the store.
His phone calls ARE funny though.


I didn't click to listen to the call, but based on your description here, I think I have met this person at the Portland con a couple years back.
I'm pretty sure I know who this is and that description is very similar to things he used to say.

He's a big fan of your and Anh and talks about you frequently, weird that you'd remember him.



I totally remember him.
Is it really so weird that he would stand out? Smile

He would talk pretty normal and sparsly and nice to me.
But he would tell Anh all kinds of stories about how people are out to get him.

I liked him and he seems really nice. Just a little paranoid without the proper medication.
But a nice enough fellow based on his actions with me.

And he obviously has good taste in art Smile
He's definitely my demographic Smile
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

MACK! wrote:
orbitcomics wrote:
MACK! wrote:
orbitcomics wrote:
Shane W wrote:
What the hell? Is this the new guy that's going to start a shop? Laughing

You gotta tell us the story on this guy.

Okay, this guy was a subscriber for a short time. He used to call when he knew I wouldn't be in the store and leave messages like this on my voicemail. Most of them consisted of people being paid to watch him and that he felt the pills he was being "forced" to take weren't doing anything for him. So he called a few times, bought an obscene amount of books, then disappeared. I got rid of his subscription box.
Now, a year or so later, he comes back. He says he was arrested, apologizes, said he's taking his meds, and signs up as a subscriber again, which I, being the forgiving type, let him do. He called tonight, but I was there late, and picked up the phone thinking it was my wife. He was rude, so I told him goodbye and hung up on him. Then this phone call. I'm not sure if I should just let it go or play tough love and tell him he's not welcome in the store.
His phone calls ARE funny though.


I didn't click to listen to the call, but based on your description here, I think I have met this person at the Portland con a couple years back.
I'm pretty sure I know who this is and that description is very similar to things he used to say.

He's a big fan of your and Anh and talks about you frequently, weird that you'd remember him.



I totally remember him.
Is it really so weird that he would stand out? Smile

He would talk pretty normal and sparsly and nice to me.
But he would tell Anh all kinds of stories about how people are out to get him.

I liked him and he seems really nice. Just a little paranoid without the proper medication.
But a nice enough fellow based on his actions with me.

And he obviously has good taste in art Smile
He's definitely my demographic Smile

Listen to the phone call. Seriously, you should.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:45 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

Um...well...I...um...I suggest witness protection.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

Auron wrote:
Um...well...I...um...I suggest witness protection.

I second this,if I was you guys I'd be loading the gun and barricading the doors.
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

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Auron wrote:
Um...well...I...um...I suggest witness protection.

I second this,if I was you guys I'd be loading the gun and barricading the doors.


I'd go after him. I'm gonna bag me a mental patient!
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PostPosted: Feb 11, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: Re: Crazy Fuckin' Phone Call To My Shop! Reply with quote

Auron wrote:
Howlett wrote:
Auron wrote:
Um...well...I...um...I suggest witness protection.

I second this,if I was you guys I'd be loading the gun and barricading the doors.


I'd go after him. I'm gonna bag me a mental patient!

No no no,you let HIM come to YOU. That way you don't exert energy and stuff Very Happy laziness is a mans best friend.
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