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LordKinbote Veteran

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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 8:54 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar wrote: | I stayed up at the Neverland ranch when I was a little kid and got to touch a famous ass as often as I liked. It was really cool. We were just playing and stuff. Michael's really just a big kid (even though he was in his forties) and he liked nothing more than watching me touch my own ass, me touching his ass and me touching his front-ass.
No wonder he's the king of pop. Any of you fuckers who make up lies and jokes about him being weird need your head examined. I'd trust him with my life.
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Pssh, Michael Jackson molestation jokes? I don't care if he's on trial now, you're SO 1993. _________________
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Mark Millar Junior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 8:57 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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LordKinbote wrote: | Mark Millar wrote: | I stayed up at the Neverland ranch when I was a little kid and got to touch a famous ass as often as I liked. It was really cool. We were just playing and stuff. Michael's really just a big kid (even though he was in his forties) and he liked nothing more than watching me touch my own ass, me touching his ass and me touching his front-ass.
No wonder he's the king of pop. Any of you fuckers who make up lies and jokes about him being weird need your head examined. I'd trust him with my life.
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Pssh, Michael Jackson molestation jokes? I don't care if he's on trial now, you're SO 1993. |
Like Snootchie Bootchies, some things NEVER get old...
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Howlett Enthusiast
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 8:58 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar wrote: |
Like Snootchie Bootchies, some things NEVER get old...
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Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 3132 Location: Historic Boston, Massachusetts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Millar, you are one of only, like, three men I would let touch my front-ass. _________________
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Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 8325 Location: Knee deep in the great bacon fields of New Jersey
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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I was gonna give Trillain $5 to touch Brian Azzarello's ass. Or maybe she was going to give me $5, I don't remember. _________________ -Kevin Lynch
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MACK! Senior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:29 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar, you really put a smile on my face.
You are a lovely man.
And I think you are really doing God's work.
Just today I was revelling in memories of our time in Australia and New Zealand. It was a delight.
And I liked doing charades and dances with you in Chicago.
You can touch my front ass anytime. |
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The Girl Senior Member

Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 2195 Location: successfully in ben gibbard's pants
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:32 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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MACK! wrote: | Mark Millar, you really put a smile on my face.
You are a lovely man.
And I think you are really doing God's work.
Just today I was revelling in memories of our time in Australia and New Zealand. It was a delight.
And I liked doing charades and dances with you in Chicago.
You can touch my front ass anytime. |
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MoonWing wrote: | Look at me, I'm the Girl and I'm all Angry McAngrypants. But through my anger, I come out cute as a button. Awwwwwww |
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Mark Millar Junior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:33 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Australia was a fantastic con, D. The whole two weeks was insane, compunded by the fact we were having breakfast with Batgirl and Chewbacca every morning. How surreal was that trip? I feel like David Lynch was directing our lives for two weeks.
Looking forward to seeing you in Chi, old son. You going to Nicky B's Vegas bachelor party? That's definitely my other American trip this year.
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MACK! Senior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar wrote: | Australia was a fantastic con, D. The whole two weeks was insane, compunded by the fact we were having breakfast with Batgirl and Chewbacca every morning. How surreal was that trip? I feel like David Lynch was directing our lives for two weeks.
Looking forward to seeing you in Chi, old son. You going to Nicky B's Vegas bachelor party? That's definitely my other American trip this year.
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I've been playing phone tag with Nicky.
When is it? |
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Mark Millar Junior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:38 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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I'm not sure. Joe's organising it so I'll check in with him today and see what's happening. Wedding is the first week in October so I'd guess it's somewhere around Sept. It should be great. It's going to be a mini-con by the sound of things and Joe is both rich and insane enough that this weekend will be something we'll never forget. You should definitely try to be there. I'm going to talk BMB into this too.
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PS Oeming, of course, is a given before we even ask  |
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MACK! Senior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:51 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar wrote: | I'm not sure. Joe's organising it so I'll check in with him today and see what's happening. Wedding is the first week in October so I'd guess it's somewhere around Sept. It should be great. It's going to be a mini-con by the sound of things and Joe is both rich and insane enough that this weekend will be something we'll never forget. You should definitely try to be there. I'm going to talk BMB into this too.
MM
PS Oeming, of course, is a given before we even ask  |
That sounds great.
I'm really happy for Nicky.
I'll see if I can do it.
I certainly have good memories from our last "Marvel Meeting" ! |
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Mark Millar Junior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:56 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Man, how could I forget? What happened in Vegas STAYS in Vegas, as they say.
BTW, I was talking to Dave Bogart and he said that everyone who was at said event is now known as THE EXCELSIOR CLUB. I went to one of those cheesy business card machines and had a hundred of them printed up as membership cards (red shiny letters on a black backdrop) so remind me to give you one when I see you. This is comics' most exclusive club now and only those in attendance in 04 can be members.
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Agartha Enthusiast

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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 9:56 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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MACK! wrote: | Mark Millar wrote: | I'm not sure. Joe's organising it so I'll check in with him today and see what's happening. Wedding is the first week in October so I'd guess it's somewhere around Sept. It should be great. It's going to be a mini-con by the sound of things and Joe is both rich and insane enough that this weekend will be something we'll never forget. You should definitely try to be there. I'm going to talk BMB into this too.
MM
PS Oeming, of course, is a given before we even ask  |
That sounds great.
I'm really happy for Nicky.
I'll see if I can do it.
I certainly have good memories from our last "Marvel Meeting" ! |
See, when you put things in quotes like that, it's assumed that you don't really mean a Marvel Meeting. And for some reason, i jump to the conlusion that you mean orgy.
Sorry to interrupt. I will mind my beezwax now.
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MACK! Senior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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Mark Millar wrote: | Man, how could I forget? What happened in Vegas STAYS in Vegas, as they say.
BTW, I was talking to Dave Bogart and he said that everyone who was at said event is now known as THE EXCELSIOR CLUB. I went to one of those cheesy business card machines and had a hundred of them printed up as membership cards (red shiny letters on a black backdrop) so remind me to give you one when I see you. This is comics' most exclusive club now and only those in attendance in 04 can be members.
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Ha! That's great that you made cards!
The Excelsior Club. More exclusive than that Eyes Wide Shut shit. |
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Mark Millar Junior Member
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Posted: Feb 16, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: Re: Touching a Famous Ass |
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MACK! wrote: | Mark Millar wrote: | Man, how could I forget? What happened in Vegas STAYS in Vegas, as they say.
BTW, I was talking to Dave Bogart and he said that everyone who was at said event is now known as THE EXCELSIOR CLUB. I went to one of those cheesy business card machines and had a hundred of them printed up as membership cards (red shiny letters on a black backdrop) so remind me to give you one when I see you. This is comics' most exclusive club now and only those in attendance in 04 can be members.
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Ha! That's great that you made cards!
The Excelsior Club. More exclusive than that Eyes Wide Shut shit. |
Sleazier too. I have a feeling that in twenty years time some comics historian is going to write a book about The Excelsior club.
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